Obsessive Cat Mom pt 2
Dec. 16th, 2016 09:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
arukouA poem from my cat to all of you:
My nayme is cat
and wen it’s morn
I sit in hyuman’s
lap so warm
She holds a thyng
I lean in close
I snyff it welle
I lik the toast
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Me all day: Where’d the cat go? Did she hide under the bed? I guess I can’t blame her. They were testing fire alarms after all.
*just now, from inside my desk the flap-flap-flap of cat ears being shaken at high speed*
Me: Oh my god, really?
----
Me: I wish to spend an extended time rubbing my fingers over some small patch of pleasantly-textured surface. Perhaps the fur of an animal?
The miniaturized apex predator with which I share my home: [vibrates at a soothing frequency to encourage this behavior]
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There is nothing quite like the look of betrayal cat gives me after I eat an orange and she wants to sit in my lap. She haaaaates the smell of oranges, and cannot bear to be near me when I smell of them.
My nayme is cat
and wen it’s morn
I sit in hyuman’s
lap so warm
She holds a thyng
I lean in close
I snyff it welle
I lik the toast
----
Me all day: Where’d the cat go? Did she hide under the bed? I guess I can’t blame her. They were testing fire alarms after all.
*just now, from inside my desk the flap-flap-flap of cat ears being shaken at high speed*
Me: Oh my god, really?
----
Me: I wish to spend an extended time rubbing my fingers over some small patch of pleasantly-textured surface. Perhaps the fur of an animal?
The miniaturized apex predator with which I share my home: [vibrates at a soothing frequency to encourage this behavior]
----
There is nothing quite like the look of betrayal cat gives me after I eat an orange and she wants to sit in my lap. She haaaaates the smell of oranges, and cannot bear to be near me when I smell of them.
