AU Ask 1

[arukou]

(From Polizwrites: Ficlet Ask - I'll share this plot bunny I may not ever get around to writing myself: modern/non-powered AU - Natasha drags Bucky to a burlesque show and barely legal! Tony is one of the performers.. (Your call on whether to go smutty or just keep it flirty at the club))

“He…he can’t be older than sixteen.”

“Well, you could ask him.”

“What the fuck, Nat, I’m not asking him. That’s fucking jailbait waiting to happen.”

“Well, then avert your eyes. That dude over there in purple is pretty–”

“But like shouldn’t we do something? Call the cops or–”

“Barnes, I will break your pinky finger if you ruin this night for me.”

“Why, what are you… Oh. Oh, you want to… With the guy in purple?”

“Maybe.”

“Jesus, Nat, you should give these guys warning. They deserve to make their last wishes known.”

“I’m sure he’ll survive.”

“…”

“…”

“But like, he’s gotta be sixteen. He’s seriously just–”

“He is eighteen, thank you very much, and he knows exactly what he’s doing.”

“I…I…uh…”

“So you paying for a lap dance or what?”